sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

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slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

(Source: studip)

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retiredjesus:

retiredjesus:

I hate ordering pizza cuz i have to talk on the phone

cant i just text pizza man what i want

(Source: retiredjesus)

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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